mercuriesrising:

This is perfect

requested by anon

stoprobbersfic:

#her new client is quiet #nearly gruff #he speaks in short sentences as if he daren’t give anything away #he buys blocks of her time and spends them sleeping in her bed #an indulgence on her part #but he always seems to need the rest #the two or three hours of her expensive sheets and comfy mattress #and the warmth of her body pressed against his#he sighs #he falls #into the soft pressure of her kisses along the ridge of his spine#belle likes that he is so easily soothed #responds so easily to her touch #and she feels safe enough to close her eyes around him (via valueturtle)

watsoniabees:

07/infinite amy pond favorite moments

thatlaurenalex:

This is perfect.  It looks painted on her back.

padalackles:

pancakesandplaid:

paul-ramon:

#idk what’s happening but it’s hot

pepper doing some ironing

I caNT’ BRETAHSE

cas-get-into-my-ass:

himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

Demons run when a good man goes to war.

liquidfire:

nosdrinker:

i don’t know what these are but i love them

BOB HELP

WHAT ARE THESE

newtitties:

tardismyoldgirl:

are we just not gonna talk about how the second one is floating?

that’s the power of the gay

iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.

castielofasgard:

laughingsquid:

Little Girl Dressed as Marvel Comics Legend Stan Lee

sassippi:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

so-many-ships-so-little-time:

kingofkop7:

the-girl-silhouette:

vegandthelike:

Please read this****

If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.

Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city

tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situations

In my country we have a bank with 8 digits pin

but what if your pin backwards is someone elses pin and you just get their money…?

that’s not how atms work oh my god you use your own card

this is NOT TRUE  its a hoax from the years ago!!